I just gift wrapped bread.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
A+ Viking dick
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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