I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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