Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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