He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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