Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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