I think I am morally bankrupt
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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