GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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