ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
