And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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