i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do herpes really smell.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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