She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
They are going to name an STD after you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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