Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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