Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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