Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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