"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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