Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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