found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think my vagina is haunted
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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