Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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