fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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