just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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