im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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