i don't like sucking hair
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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