If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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