Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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