Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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