is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
