sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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