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"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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