i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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