This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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