Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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