shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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