I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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