at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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