hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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