I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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