also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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