bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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