Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Randomize
