Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
