Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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