if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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