I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
