We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
OPIZZABONMYDICK
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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