i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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