The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
