If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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