Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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