Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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