we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my sisters under your porch take her home
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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