Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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